This rant was brought to you by the letter "Fuck"

So I was sitting here eating some sugar free cookies that don't make me fart too much. I was thinking about the Cookie Monster and about how now he spouts off about how "Cookies are a sometimes snack". That is so sad. Fuck that bullshit. Cookies are a goddamn all the motherfucking time snack you screwed up Sesame Street Mother Fuckers! Yeah, kids are fat. Well maybe that has more to do with the fact that, in many households, both parents have to work to get by and that kids can't play in their front yards any more because perverts abduct them. So yeah, kids are more chunky these days. But the fucking Cookie Monster is not the fucking Tofu Monster. Where is the goddamn wonder of being a kid? They ought to let Oscar the Grouch take care of the fucking pervs in "his way" and fix the economy so a parent can be at home. That would help more than castrating the Cookie Monster. Let that blue bastard eat all the mother fucking cookies he wants. C is for "Cookie" and that's damn well good enough for everyone. Fuck that shit. Give that son of a bitch all the cookies he wants. You only get to be kid once. Shit...I bet Burt and Ernie aren't even gay anymore.