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I saw it Saturday morning. I saw it in 3d. I don't want to review this movie. I want you to go see it. There is so much hate and hyperbole swirling around this movie. It's tiring and distracts you from the actual movie. I absolutely loved it and I will see it again when I am off next week. It was really good. It is one of those things that will not be as good at home on our little tvs. This was meant to be seen at the theater. I did think it was as good as Star Wars and the Lord of the Rings. I'll stop there.

Inyuk-chuk!

I unexpectedly came across this 3 pack of awesomeness the other day. You can bet I giggled like a 4 year old girl when it's glory assaulted my eye-balls. How seriously cool is this? I'll tell you...It's totally fricking awesome. Apache Chief was my favorite SuperFriend. Black Vulcan was alright and Samurai was ok too. While I have a couple of the figures from this line (Vigilante and Blue Devil), I don't follow what is coming out and what isn't. But overall it's an awesome line. So I was really shocked to see the "Lets add ethnic Superfriends! to the show" characters get toys. I guess I shouldn't be surprised as they actually have a large black woman action figure. I forget who she is exactly, but I remember her being on the show. But I digress. Thank you Justice League Unlimited for gifting me a toy of an obscure super hero I liked as a child. Now he and Blue Devil can gang up on my Star Wars figures and take over the Big Millennium Falcon......Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......Oh Damn! Please excuse me whilst I "Clean up". (gross)

Steven Seagal: Fat Deputy Sheriff...

Steven Seagal: Fat Deputy Sheriff...um...I mean "Lawman". Wow...was this show bad. So bad that I will most likely watch it for a while. What a prick.... Which doesn't surprise me at all. What I can't believe is that the real deputies he works with don't just kill him. At one point, he says that he works in the "'jects" as in "Projects". Who the fuck says "'Jects"? It sounds like some white bread first time author trying to make up street slang. Thunderbutt, I mean Mr. Seagal, spends the whole show pontificating and otherwise talking down to the viewer. Anyone who has seen even one episode of "Cops" has more police knowledge than Deputy Lardass. I was really amused with how he describes himself as a Master Marksman and then he goes on to brag about shooting a target from like 3 feet away. "See? I can shoot a match. I"M SOOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" What a tool. I love how the guy he is "helping" calls him "Chief". Dumpling also makes sure to mention that he is a "life long practitioner of the martial arts" at least 50 times. He is really a practitioner of breathing heavy when he jogs. You'd think he would be in better shape since he is a "life long practitioner of the martial arts". He comes across as more of a "life long practitioner of eating Krispy Kremes" and being a dickhead. So yeah...check this show out so you can be completely sure that you made the right decision in not paying any attention to him after 1992. Sadly, he did not break anyone's arm backwards in this episode. Hopefully it happens next episode. WA-CHA! JUDO-CHOP! and....um...gasp...get me a jelly!

Fame! I'm gunna live for-eva!

Ok, Ok, hold the applause. I'm internet famous now. Well...sorta. I got a picture on peopleofwalmart.com. This was my latest goal in life. The last being to get a snarky quip on the TV show Web Soup (done). So....what now?